My personal experience with various Zodiac signs

(Idea shamelessly pilfered from pinkspiderchan.)

Aries: It's not that you're opinionated, just that you're aggressive and know what you want. I imagine you'll happily change your opinion if someone can give you a good reason to do it. You're also seriously hot.
Taurus: You're boring. Always lethargic, or at least you act like it. I swear you're more cow than bull. And you're so bloody convinced of your own intellectual superiority! Tauruses grate on my nerves. (Note: I'm a Taurus. I like to think I'm an exceptional case, at least some of the time.)
Gemini: Loud, arrogant. Your personalities are little more than facades you build based on your circumstances. I get along pretty well with you, though.
Cancer: You're great to be around most of the time, but in bad moods you're passive-agressive little bitches. You're clingy as hell, but you'd never admit it. Leave me alone once in awhile!
Leo: You have the best of intentions but don't like to consider the possibility that maybe those intentions are resulting in bad things for everyone else. You like to think you're wise: you never speak, you Proclaim. You Decree. Maybe you are wise, if you got lucky, but don't count on it. (Ro, dear, you're largely an exception to the above. I'm still amazed that you're a Leo.) At least your art is good.
Virgo: You're so fussy and nitpicky, but I find you strangely irresistable. Maybe it's the way you're so scattered, or the fact that even as you criticize people you never assume you're right about them.
Libra: Eh. You're good people, and usually fun to be around. Never been close enough to one of you to make some kind of judgement.
Scorpio: I LOVE SCORPIOS. You're tough as nails, but when it comes to love you melt. And you never do things the standard way - not deliberately, I think, but simply because you only see your way. Even when you're going for culturally-sanctioned goals like a steady job and 1.9 children, you output so much energy that you stand out anyway. I've seen you guys happily go without food, without sleep, without a steady home, for periods of time that would finish most people off. Just... yeah. Well done.
Sagittarius: I don't know many Sagittarians, but the one I do know... <3
Capricorn: I don't think I've ever met a Capricorn. O_o
Aquarius: Great fun in small doses, but after long periods of time you get annoying. Maybe because you believe yourself to be totally accepting and tolerant but are actually highly opinionated.
Pisces: I can easily sit with you for hours in a coffee shop somewhere and discuss philosophy. It's just a neverending flow of ideas, man. Totally groovy.

I encourage all readers to do this kinda thing in their own LJ. pinkspiderchan will have started a meme entirely unintentionally! Gyahaha!